How much did Morris get ripped off by the car dealership? Was the Mississippi cop that pulled over Chad really racist if Chad was white? How many podcast facts can be dropped in a single podcast episode about movies, Costco, and the location of states? Why were Tony Danza and Ludacris in the movie, Crash? Details on the first ever How’d We Get Here Con, and also the first installment of The White People’s Court! All this and more on The Longest podcast Ever Episode!
Did Eva really want her shoes off? How many minutes of a bad experience need to pass before a day is considered a bad day? Pure Michigan? Pure Pollution! Is a mixed drink of beer and soda the grossest thing in the world? Is the refillable popcorn bucket worth $15? Who’s Chad’s favorite actor? How many times is Morris going to talk about Costco? How can Chad shop at Costco without a membership? Why does Chad have 2 Facebook profiles? Don’t forget to pick up your phones to look at crazy photos of Chad! All this and more on The Chad’s Favorite Actor is Paul Rudd Episode!
What was the reaction to the podcast’s 10th episode? How lucky is it to get pooped on by a bird? Could Morris punch a falcon out of the air? Which story of fast food hitting the ground was sadder? Who had the saddest birthday story? All this and more on the TENTH episode of The How’d We Get Here Podcast!!!
What’s it like to go to the movies alone? Plus the debut of the 60-second movie review! What kind of food is appropriate to be eaten off the floor and where do you draw the line? Where can elementary school pizza be found? Mustard sandwich vs. mayo sandwich, who ya got?! What makes Miracle Whip different from Mayo? Condiments go on top of the hot dog or on the bun under the hotdog? Why does grape flavor not taste like grape? Why do stubbed toes hurt so much? All this and more on The No Topic Episode!
Who goes to a card store on Easter? Will Chad ever get his chance to beat up a 4 year old? Why is Morris so awkward? Where hasn’t Morris pee’d? How did Morris’s man date go? Why did MySpace fail? Does anyone want to be Morris’s friend? Also, tune in for the first installment of “Morris describes a meme video!” All this and more on The Made Date Episode!
And don’t forget to stay tuned past the outro for a bonus Easter egg!
Will iTunes ever have enough data to rate the podcast? How much is an Asian baby worth on the black market? Who had the worse haircut during high school and college? What is Chad playing on his mini SNES? Does anyone really know where Ohio is? Is it rude to eat while waiting in a buffet line? Why aren’t there casinos everywhere? When is it appropriate to leave a tip? All this and more on The Haircut Episode?!!!!
Warning: A very in-depth but not very in-depth discussion of the mini SNES and various RPG’s begins at the 9:40 mark, so feel free to skip ahead to the 18:50 mark to if you’re not into being a total nerd and dork.
Will the podcast get sued? How BS is astronomy? What is a podcast fact? Did Chad’s cat pee on the box? Will these two ever talk about the jobs they held before they graduated from college? Which was a worse job, Chad’s pump repair job or Morris’s ice cream scooping job? Will they ever solve who stole those paintings from the museum? All this and more on The Jobs Episode!
How much can two people talk about pizza? What makes Target better than Walmart? Costco food court tips? Costco food court tips! Who was the Pizza Nazi? Why did college kids try so hard working at a dining hall? Is there such a thing as a nacho bar? What was Morris saving all of his money for? What’s fining dining really like? All this and more on The Dining Hall Job Episode!
What is a pizza? Did Chad invent the BBQ chicken pizza? Will they ever talk about the card store? Why did that head shop job need 8 interviews? Why does Chad take his checks to the casino to cash? All this and more on The Pizza and Jobs Episode!
Is Eva ever going to sleep? What are Taylor Swift fans called? When did Morris become a Swifty? Would he get a Boston or an Insane Clown Posse tattoo first? Where did he get all of his Nirvana bootlegs and Magic: The Gathering cards? Was he really a manager of a punk rock band? All this and more on The Morris Interview!
